ARGH! YOU SON OF A *TOOT!!
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I dropped a pencil holder while cleaning the table today. So I got down to my knees and started picking up a dozens over pens all over the floor.
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Then I felt a piece of paper as I stretched my hand beneath the table to reach for the pens. I pulled out the piece of paper and without any warning, I SCREAMED! I know it is very unlike me to scream but to my horror, there was a medium sized decomposed lizard stucked to it! It was one of my mum's lizard trap, a very sticky piece of A5 sized paper.
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The worst part was having my hand stucked to the paper and having that little son of a lizard STARE AT ME! What the *TOOT TOOT TOOT!!
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Mum can even laugh and thought that I finally caught the big mama lizard by stepping on it. If I ever step on that little piece of shit, I promise I will scream so loud the glass will shatter. *TOOT TOOT TOOT!!
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Anyway, after cleaning my house, I decided to settle down in front of the computer for some entertainment. Then mum called, "Huiwen, pass me that sticky paper beneath the table... There are two big lizards in the bathroom." I gave her the most irritable face and kept swearing as I handed her the piece of sticky paper with the same decomposed lizard body on it. I HAVE YET TO RECOVER FROM THIS AFTERNOON INCIDENT! WHY CAN'T SHE GO GET IT OR ASK MY BROTHER? *TOOT TOOT TOOT!!
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My mother... You can never LOVE her enough.
